Dharma arrives home from school Monday, and decides to invite Aria over. Aria arrives, and the two girls hang out. Here they are dancing. Wow, Dharma, shake that booty. 
Leftovers for dinner, but the two girls are having a good time.
Hmm. What have we here? BFF's or something more?
Sunday starts out well, with Sierra also becoming friends with Aria while simultaneously changing clothes together in the kitchen. That was odd... Then the Gecko family receives the happy news that MaryKay has given birth to The Gecko's new son. Hmm, wonder if The Gecko will even bother to meet Claude Shallow.
Aria and Dharma decide to spend the day at the cemetery. Gee, doesn't that sound like fun.
Aria decides to go home early. She's a little tired from spending the night at the Gecko's home. She never did find a bed to sleep in. Dharma decides to hang around and explore the catacombs, where she finds an unknown seed and an emerald. Cool.
This is what Dharma looks like after leaving the catacombs. I wonder what happened to her clothes.
There's nothing like a little jog in the park in your underwear.
The Gecko invites Yuri over to hang out, but he and Celestial almost immediately start fighting over him. That argument apparently leads to Celestial arguing about music for some reason, while Yuri and Sierra chat in the background.
Oh NO! The Gecko resorts to physical violence, slapping Celestial silly.
Things go from bad to worse. The Gecko starts a physical fight with Celestial. 
The Gecko beats the crap out of Celestial. She finally gets smart and moves out for good, taking Sierra and Clyde with her. Dharma stays behind - she's still Daddy's girl.
The Gecko goes to bed, exhausted from all the drama of the day, while Dharma decides to make a new friend. Thank goodness teens aren't allowed to "fraternize" with adults. But watch out Yuri, Dharma won't be a kid forever...
Today is Saturday in the Gecko household. The Gecko takes advantage of the fact that Celestial is spending the day at the gym and invites her fiancee over for a little quality time. Here they are bustin' a move in the living room. Aren't they cute?
The Gecko invites Yuri in to cuddle on his bed. Unfortunately, Sierra chooses to walk in, and The Gecko loses lots of points with his daughter over this little escapade. I guess it makes Yuri a little uncomfortable too, and he refuses The Gecko's next advances. Oh well, there's always next time.
Dharma has invited new next door neighbor Aria over. They get to know each other and become friends, then Dharma decides to make waffles. Aria heads straight for little Clyde and cuddles the little tyke. Dharma's first attempt at cooking is a great success, and the waffles are enjoyed by all.
A little foosball, and a lot of chatting, and Dharma and Aria are now good friends. Dharma asks Aria to spend the night, and Aria happily agrees. Well, ain't that nice...
So this morning Dharma gets up at 3:30 with a wish to look through the telescope. Turns out that she actually wants to "observe evil astronomical happenings". Well, it makes her happy and off to school she goes at 8:00.
Here's good ole' MaryKay sharing her happy pregnancy news with Sierra, Dharma's twin sister. I'm sure that Sierra is thrilled that her dear old dad is having another child. Sierra will now have 11 half-siblings plus her twin sis Dharma. Holy Moly Batman.
For two people who hate each other, Celestial and The Gecko sure do spend a lot of time hanging out together.
Well guess what. MaryKay came home from the spa and found The Gecko in a liplock with none other than Celestial's fiancee, Yuri. She was FURIOUS! After yelling at The Gecko for a while, she declares him to be her nemesis and gets herself and Al kicked out of the house. Well, the Gecko household should be a little more peaceful now unless Celestial finds out about Yuri and The Gecko.
Little does she know it yet, but this is one of the more momentous moments in Dharma's life. A couple of new people moved in next door, including teenager Aria DuLac. Dharma went next door to check out the new neighbors. Here she is, meeting Aria for the very first time....
It's the morning after the birth of The Gecko's 11th child. So guess what he is up to? Is he taking care of his newborn son, Al. No he is not. He is trying to start another one with his live-in "romantic interest" MaryKay (who dislikes children). Very, very classy.
Later that morning, MaryKay decides to visit the park with her newborn son, Al. Well, sorta... Al gets left on the curb so that MaryKay can go socialize. A babysitter is called for him, and Al miraculously appears at home where The Gecko is doing a little "socializing" of his own. More on that later....
Dharma goes home after school with one of her classmates. They play some chess and do some homework. Hey, maybe Dharma will have a nice normal relationship for a change. As if...
Well, ain't that nice. MaryKay is pregnant again. The Gecko is obviously very pleased about the impending arrival of his 12th child. Isn't he an outstanding role model for Dharma and the rest of his kids?
Strangely enough, the day began with an unexpectedly cordial conversation between Celestial and The Gecko. Is there hope that these two can become friends again?
Celestial finally got to see her fiancee, Yuri for the first time in days. They definitely made up for lost time, and Celestial is having a really good day.
The Gecko's live-in "romantic interest" MaryKay Shallow gets a little friendly tummy rub from her baby daddy. She seems pretty happy about her pregnancy considering that she "dislikes children". This should go well...
Today was Dharma's first day of high school. One of her classmates, Skip Broke invites her home after school. Not only is Skip not particularly attractive, he also lives in a trailer - and I don't mean a double-wide either. But Dharma decides to try out her new feminine wiles on him anyway. Skip is obviously not very bright because he rejects her advances. Dharma goes batshit on him, insulting him and his home. She declares him to be her nemesis and goes to her own more than comfortable home. Let this be a lesson to future prospective friends - DO NOT mess with the Dharma!
It's getting to be bedtime for all in the Gecko household. Homework is done, people have had dinner, and everyone is tired. That's when MaryKay abruptly goes into labor. She and The Gecko rush off to the hospital to have a bouncing baby boy. The baby is named Al and is gifted with the personality traits; clumsy and couch potato. Hmmm... Gee, I wonder how interested the ultra-athletic The Gecko is going to be in his 11th child. And with a mom who dislikes children, does Al have any chance at all, or should they just put him on the lawn to see if the social worker will pick him up?
